May 2012
copperbooms:
when i was younger i thought “peanut butter and jelly” meant like peanut butter and this
and i was so distraught because i was like why the fuck would anyone eat peanut butter with that and on bread none the less what is wrong with people and why is this such a popular meal then i learnt that jelly in america actually means jam
When our dear friend Rhian Skirving told Sarah and me that she wanted to begin...
– Tim Minchin on Rhian Skirving filming him for ABC’s ‘Rock ‘n’ Roll Nerd: The Tim Minchin Story’. (via overuseofmetaphore)
attractive girl: like omg I can't believe this picture of me got so many notes, so unbelievable, just wow, omg I'm so clueless, how did this happen?
me: shut
me: the
me: fuck
me: up